Post No.: 0093
Furrywisepuppy says:
Some of our readers want to know a bit more about you kitten. What’s your fluffy background?
Fluffystealthkitten says:
I come from a long line of stealthy animal sneaksters and tricksters. My mother is a seven-tailed kitsune and my father is a harlequin owl. Yes it’s strange that I turned out as a blue and white cat. I’ve got a pretty weird family.
Furrywisepuppy says:
Well, relatively, I think your family is pretty cool actually.
Fluffystealthkitten says:
I suppose it is. And I suppose a lot of frisky furmiliars are magical hybrids, crossbreeds or whatever you want to call them. It’s one way to transmogrify our powers. And as furmiliars, we can all temporarily shape-shift into human forms too, in order to learn about the human world, secretly help humans… or occasionally cause mischief. And that’s why we sometimes regard ourselves as part of the human race too.
Furrywisepuppy says:
Indeed.
Do you want to tell everyone about how we both met?
Fluffystealthkitten says:
Yeah we met on an epic quest to find the mithril materia source where we had to fight a three-headed demon snake in the forsaken land of…
Furrywisepuppy says:
No we didn’t! We met while playing an online game of Kenny’s ‘80s Kung Fu Dance-off! (A real tough game to complete in single-player mode because it’s old-school.) Our head-to-head score at the last count was 7,289-all.
Fluffystealthkitten says:
Aw, I’m so embarrassed about enjoying that game :$.
Furrywisepuppy says:
Balderdash, piffle and codswallop, hogwash, poppycock and twaddle! There’s absolutely nothing to be embarrassed about what you enjoy, especially when it doesn’t hurt anyone else. You most of all should know that.
And the next time we play – the winner will take it all!
Fluffystealthkitten says:
Umm, I haven’t played it in a furry long time though. I’m extremely rusty.
Furrywisepuppy says:
Erm, yes, me too.
Fluffystealthkitten says:
Meow.
Furrywisepuppy says:
Woof.
Fluffystealthkitten and Furrywisepuppy:
(Both head off to secretly practise their killer dance floor moves…)
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