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Post No.: 0018spy

 

Furrywisepuppy says:

 

I’ve sniffed you out. The game is up. You can come out now kitten…

 

Fluffystealthkitten says:

 

Umm, I’m going to remain in stealth mode just for now.

 

Furrywisepuppy says:

 

Why don’t you just get your own blog?!

 

Fluffystealthkitten says:

 

I want to stay fur-ly covert. For me, I reckon it’s more fun this way. I didn’t even want you to disclose my fluffy name but that’s okay now. I don’t want to be like James Bond, who is such a silly ‘secret’ spy that bad guys know him so well and even expect him(!)

 

That’s not so awful I suppose but I’m female so I definitely don’t like his misogynist womanising antics – what sort of self-respecting women fancy men who sleep around so much? And how many women have died soon after sleeping with him too? (The best male spies are impervious to female seduction anyway, for females are very effective counterspies.) I don’t find psychopaths attractive either (he demonstrates a clear psychopathic personality e.g. a lack of feeling when killing people, the manipulation of women, superficial charm, and he’s pretty grandiose for a spy – spies normally want to appear as invisible, ordinary or ‘grey’ as possible – it’s the ‘grey’ looking person, with the ‘grey’ looking car, who is more likely to be a true (professional and competent) spy). I also don’t like his alcoholism or the waste of public tax money on flashy cars, snobbish luxury kit and the cost to fix the excessive collateral damage he often causes. So in my fluffy opinion, if anyone fancies or wants to be a James Bond-type person then she or he has no respect for trial before execution, the taxpayers or especially themselves or reality! If young men want to fantasise about being a fictional character – why not aim higher and choose, for example, to be Gandalf or Optimus Prime(?!)

 

He’s also not so much brilliant as his enemies are totally rubbish – they talk too much and are mercifully slow when he could’ve been eliminated within the first opportunity. I mean, just put the laser directly on his crotch – don’t leave the room while the laser slowly rises to give him the time and chance to escape(!) So ‘Double-O seven’? More like ‘P double-O’!

 

And I also don’t care for a licence to kill – I’m non-lethal; I tranquillise. (Suppressed) pew!

 

Furrywisepuppy says:

 

Nice faeces on James Bond. Lucky he’s indeed fictional eh?! (Ahem.) And not to be taken seriously.

 

Fluffystealthkitten says:

 

Don’t you mean ‘thesis’?

 

Furrywisepuppy says:

 

Probably. Now we’re good fur-iends so I’ll let you guest post now and again.

 

Fluffystealthkitten says:

 

Thanks puppy! <3 Can I write whatever I want?

 

Furrywisepuppy says:

 

Erm, we’ll see.

 

Woof!

 

Fluffystealthkitten says:

 

Meow! (Meow means peace)

 

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