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Post No.: 0048ice cream

 

Furrywisepuppy says:

 

What a searingly hot but splendidly sunny summer’s day here today. Truly the dog days. What have you been up to kitten?

 

Fluffystealthkitten says:

 

I tranquillised five mice, one hedgehog, three squirrels, four sparrows, two magpies, one robin, three pigeons and most importantly of all – that old, white, male, fat cat from down the road who keeps on trying to pilfer my turf.

 

Furrywisepuppy says:

 

Headshot?

 

Fluffystealthkitten says:

 

Naturally.

 

I just don’t know why but I seem to have a frequent urge like I’ve got to catch them all – all sorts of creatures, big, small, bad as well as cute, and for some reason I must then bring them into the house too.

 

But I do always let them all go again, peaceably and unharmed… well apart from a little fuzzy headache.

 

Furrywisepuppy says:

 

Catching animals and bringing them into the home is what felines instinctively do. Although using a tranquilliser gun is highly unusual and I’m glad you let all the creatures go in the end.

 

Fluffystealthkitten says:

 

So how about you puppy? What have you been doing on this sizzling scorcher of a day?

 

Furrywisepuppy says:

 

Well after some time in the paddling pool practising my doggy paddle, I made some ice cream and had tried to invite you but couldn’t find you. So I invited five mice, one hedgehog, three squirrels, four sparrows, two magpies, one robin, three pigeons and a fat cat from down the road to try it. But for some reason they never came.

 

Fluffystealthkitten says:

 

Oh.

 

…What flavour is the ice cream?

 

Furrywisepuppy says:

 

Blueberry and watermelon, made with clotted cream, with marshmallow pieces.

 

Fluffystealthkitten says:

 

That’s my absolute favourite flavour!

 

Furrywisepuppy says:

 

I know. Would you like some?

 

Fluffystealthkitten says:

 

Yes, let’s go have some right now before we melt like ice cream ourselves!

 

Furrywisepuppy says:

 

Woof.

 

Fluffystealthkitten says:

 

Meow.

 

If it’s also swelteringly hot where you are today then please slip on a shirt, slop on some factor 50+ sunscreen, slap on a hat, seek shade and slide on some UV protection glasses (which don’t need to be tinted/shades by the way); and drink enough water, and get some ice cream if you like it too!

 

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